Tuesday must be MY day. Last Tuesday I did something pretty cool walking into school. I walked past the school buses and saw a kid outside. I decided to make a new friend. When I tried to say “hi” he accidently fell over. I didn’t mean to push him. Mommy and Daddy thought it was funny. Mommy said I was making a political statement. I’m not sure what she’s talking about. I like plastic people. Some of the best hugs I’ve ever gotten were from women who had some work done.
Anyway…….This is where my 2nd great Tuesday begins.
I’m actually excited to get to the van.
I tried to get in the back where I usually ride, but mommy was taking pictures and said she couldn’t show me getting into the trunk.
“Okay mommy. I’ll play along.”
Here I am……ready to do amazing things like……say “SQUARE” in class today. I didn’t even say it to a kid to be mean. I was actually saying it to a shape. I don’t know if you think that’s cool or not, but it is. It is!
Justice is singlehandedly making education fun again!
Justice that is the best political statement I have ever heard, “I like plastic people. Some of the best hugs I’ve ever gotten were from women who had some work done.”
School is paying off already!
Just don’t get the plastic too close to heat.