Okay Chicken….I’m no egg expert, but I’m pretty sure this is crazy big. Are you doing steroids? What are you hiding? What’s happening in that barn? And don’t even think of playing games with me!
Hey mommy. No. Everything’s fine here. The train? Don’t worry about that. The chicken and me are gonna play a little game on the tracks.
Don’t even think of clucking at my mommy when she walks away. We can always have chicken soup tonight. Have I made myself clear?
A Dose of Justice (...courtesy of my crazy mom) 
Always look after your Mommy no matter who clucks at her. Words to live by.
Okie dokie!
Good little man, protecting mommy from those clucking chickens. You are learning well.
No clucking allowed!