Brought A Girl Home: Preschool (Day 5)


The day started off with me styling for school and turned into a DATE!

A play date. 

Day 5

Okay. I didn’t really bring a girl home.

She’s my wife. (Did we go to Vegas? I think I got married!)

She came to visit. We don’t live together, but we go to school together.

I think that’s plenty. You dudes know what I mean.

Here I am having flashbacks of her driving that bus again and taking my balls.

No respect!

Bus and ball

Not again! I was quick to get my ball back this time.

got my ball back

I told her I had to go do important stuff.

She would have to stay home and take care of the animals.

brought girl home

My important stuff was basketball. Shhhh! Don’t tell.

Steal from imaginary player

Ready for the shot!

1 Ready for shot

It’s up!

2 it's up

It’s in.

3 it is in

UHOH……I can feel her eyes on me.

I think I’m busted.

Busted

She was pretty mad. She threw the dog and left me.

left me

I did what most guys do when their girl leaves them.

I sat down with some snacks and watched TV.

watching tv

I hope she didn’t do anything crazy when she left.

Mom said to watch out for girls who wear animal prints.

behind bars

Collect call from where? Jail?

I’m pretty sure my mommy and daddy wouldn’t want me talking to someone in jail.

Justice Phone Call 002

 

 

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