So my mommy has this idea about taking a picture of me every single day of my school life and posting it here. We’ll see if she can follow through.

If she does (pick one):

• Sorry!
• Glad you dig me.

If she doesn’t (pick one):

• Lucky you.
• I’ll send you a sympathy card.

My first day of preschool was yesterday. I missed the first week because I’m too cool for school and I wanted to be fashionably late. OR…..It was because I had my tonsils out and other stuff. I like the first reason better.

I have no clue my parents are getting ready to abandon me and leave me in the hands of total strangers. It’s just another photo op for me.