Breaking News: He got off Scott free!


He was caught at the scene of the crime trying to flush all evidence of Scott.

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He denied all involvement, but it was clear that he was on something at the time.

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Scott was everywhere, tousled around carelessly like freshly curled hair

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I’ve never seen anything like this before. Clearly there was no remorse.

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But…..We took him to trial…The glove didn’t fit, so we had to acquit.

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(Scott tissue will be in our prays.)

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Don’t count your chickens before they hatch!


Okay Chicken….I’m no egg expert, but I’m pretty sure this is crazy big. Are you doing steroids? What are you hiding? What’s happening in that barn? And don’t even think of playing games with me!

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Hey mommy. No. Everything’s fine here. The train? Don’t worry about that. The chicken and me are gonna play a little game on the tracks.

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Don’t even think of clucking at my mommy when she walks away. We can always have chicken soup tonight. Have I made myself clear?

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Sammy the Elf pays Justice a visit.


What is that? Who is here? What do I see?

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It’s a strange little boy looking back at me.

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Are those pants? Are those legs? Is it a suit?

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How do you potty? How do you toot?

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You frighten me with your strange lack of parts.

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I can’t trust a dude who doesn’t fart.

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Sammy: I’ve been thrown and I can’t get up.

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I’m not leaving this tree. That kid’s too rough.

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Always use your head. Okay…Maybe not always.


BE AWARE:

Just like most kids my age and most dudes of any age, I sometimes put my head in places I probably shouldn’t.

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“Okay. Mommy? Daddy? I told people I did this to myself. Can you please take this kid cone off of my head now? I promise to be good.”

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Leading The Way: PreK (Day 12)


Okay daddy, we got this.

We don’t need mommy to make sure I get to school okay.

Follow me this way.

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Pick up the pace daddy. We don’t want to be late.

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You still there?

If I stop to look, it could really throw off my rhythm.

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Look! We’re almost to the playground.

That’s the first thing we do when I get to school.

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What? I didn’t know you and mommy talked to each other.

I guess I forgot we don’t play first.

Oops! My bad!

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