Let’s see what’s happening on Facebook tonight.
It shouldn’t be hard to find a cool place to go since everyone posts
their location so burglars can rob them while they’re out.
Okay…..So my drink should fit right here.
As long as it’s in the Sippy cup, I’m good.
What the hellicoptor!
Where did those other cars come from?
I better call for help or something.
I wonder if my daddy is up?
24-hour tow my hiney!
I didn’t know I had to wait 24 hours.
I’m outta here.
Wait….This doesn’t seem right.
I’ll just “drunk-milk-dialed” my ex for the 50th time.
You’re locking me up for this?
It was skim milk! I have poor balance!
Have you met my family??