Even Super Heroes Need A Place To Call Home


This is a story about my super heroes going from being homeless and living under a street light (..lamp) to living in a mansion.

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BUT….That situation was much better than this option.

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My action figures weren’t about to move into this. Well….Maybe if they get married and their wife makes them (Sorry Wonder Woman!). For now, they are single and allowed to make their own decisions. They needed a cool lair to call their own.

So…with some old Ikea storage units, wood, dad’s handyman skills and lots of mommy magic…….THIS WAS BORN!!!!!!!

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It was a process. (…I supervised while playing video games.)

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Outside Features

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Let’s take a look at all the cool spaces.

Inside My Lair

My action figures told me that if they ever get married, they’re keeping this place as a secret. Hey! Secrets and Super Heroes go hand in hand. Don’t judge them!!!!

Anyway…Here’s one last look at my secret lair, in it’s secret location in my room I mean…it’s secret location in the world.

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Don’t count your chickens before they hatch!


Okay Chicken….I’m no egg expert, but I’m pretty sure this is crazy big. Are you doing steroids? What are you hiding? What’s happening in that barn? And don’t even think of playing games with me!

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Hey mommy. No. Everything’s fine here. The train? Don’t worry about that. The chicken and me are gonna play a little game on the tracks.

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Don’t even think of clucking at my mommy when she walks away. We can always have chicken soup tonight. Have I made myself clear?

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Three Times A Charm: PreK: Week 3/Day 9


Listen…..I’m not going anywhere until I finish this final scene for the movie I’m making: “Die Hard: The Slow Way” (Sequel #6). At this point…Bruce Willis could just pick his teeth and I’m going to make money.

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Okay….How is my hair?

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Uh Oh! It’s those darn steps again.

Mommy! I told you I’m not ready yet.

Day 9 Those darn stairs again

Come on. You know you want to pick me up.

Just because you gave birth to me, doesn’t mean you’re done carrying me around.

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Working Man Wednesday (PreK Day 7)


The day started off in the usual way.

I was working on my going to school strut.

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I’ve got a spring in my step and a groove in my move.

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Here’s my cubby at school. Don’t be jealous!

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THEN the work began.

My mommy picked me up at school and caught me in the kitchen working.

They called it occupational therapy. Then someone whispered something about collating papers tomorrow and calling it physical therapy.

Do I need to start a union?

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I guess mommy thought working was a good idea.

She said I had to hold these cushions up with my back until she was

done washing the covers.

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Now she’s making me go up the stairs to my room…..to take a nap.

“Hello lady, I need a little help here!”

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Before I went to bed, I had to work on my farm magnets.

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Then…….I had to work on covering up my dignity with my flashlight.

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I’ve got a diaper on now, so it’s all good.

No napping until I do my “monsters in the closet” checking job.

I think my flashlight is dying.

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Oh well. I guess I have to work for batteries now.

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Brought A Girl Home: Preschool (Day 5)


The day started off with me styling for school and turned into a DATE!

A play date. 

Day 5

Okay. I didn’t really bring a girl home.

She’s my wife. (Did we go to Vegas? I think I got married!)

She came to visit. We don’t live together, but we go to school together.

I think that’s plenty. You dudes know what I mean.

Here I am having flashbacks of her driving that bus again and taking my balls.

No respect!

Bus and ball

Not again! I was quick to get my ball back this time.

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I told her I had to go do important stuff.

She would have to stay home and take care of the animals.

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My important stuff was basketball. Shhhh! Don’t tell.

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Ready for the shot!

1 Ready for shot

It’s up!

2 it's up

It’s in.

3 it is in

UHOH……I can feel her eyes on me.

I think I’m busted.

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She was pretty mad. She threw the dog and left me.

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I did what most guys do when their girl leaves them.

I sat down with some snacks and watched TV.

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I hope she didn’t do anything crazy when she left.

Mom said to watch out for girls who wear animal prints.

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Collect call from where? Jail?

I’m pretty sure my mommy and daddy wouldn’t want me talking to someone in jail.

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A Little Foul Play: Preschool Day 3


There’s no way I’m carrying this thing down those steps.

I don’t even walk down these steps.

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Well Thomas, I never knew you were a flying train.

Nice landing. My juice box is still in one piece.

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Okay. I’ve got this now. Feels a little lighter than yesterday.

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“Oh my gosh! I can’t believe what I’m seeing!”

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“Mommy! Daddy! It’s over there.”

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My fake “look at that” worked. I’m making a run for it.

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“Uh…..I don’t remember running. I was just stretching my legs.”

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This is poopy! I need longer legs.

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