Grandparent’s Day: (PreK Day 13)


TODAY was Grandparent’s Day at my school. All the old folks got to come in this morning and eat breakfast with us and take pictures. I think it’s fun for them because they are retired and bored.

My “genetic” grandparents were all unavailable. I guess they have a busy retirement. I decided to adopt a grandma. Who says you can’t pick your family? Actually……A lot of people say that, but I did, because I’m awesome.

Mommy! Look! I’m pretending to be you when you were on those angry-loopy pills.

“I am a mommy zombie. I will destroy you.”

Okay. Make sure I don’t fall. I know how to call social services.

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Daddy. You can let go now.

We’ve been doing this for a few weeks now.

Daddy

I guess mommy and daddy hung around since they had me in their 40’s. They could pass as grandparents.

And what is this? I get a lousy banana peel.

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Um….Tastes like……

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Well, it doesn’t taste like chicken.

I’m hiding it in this cup.

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My adopted grandma gave me money.

Hmmm……It looks like the real thing.

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 Let me find some ladies so I can flash my money around.

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Wait. Concentrate.

What did daddy tell me about wasting money on the ladies? 

Get a haircut so you don’t look like Eddie Munster?

No. That’s not it, but that’s a good idea. Oh yeah……Don’t!

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Grandma. I’m going to use the money to show you a magic trick instead.

Okay. Now you see it and now you don’t.

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Pretty impressive right?

I bet you wanna know how I did that trick.

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(“Daddy better pick that up before they figure me out.”)

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Grandma was so impressed, she’s letting me play before school starts.

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So you think an introduction is in order?

Grandma. It’s not real. I think I’m safe from being stung.

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Oh no! We’ve been discovered.

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That mommy is everywhere grandma. I can’t get anything by her.

Is it in the mommy manual to look so serious when kids just wanna have fun?

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Leading The Way: PreK (Day 12)


Okay daddy, we got this.

We don’t need mommy to make sure I get to school okay.

Follow me this way.

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Pick up the pace daddy. We don’t want to be late.

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You still there?

If I stop to look, it could really throw off my rhythm.

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Look! We’re almost to the playground.

That’s the first thing we do when I get to school.

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What? I didn’t know you and mommy talked to each other.

I guess I forgot we don’t play first.

Oops! My bad!

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