Breaking News: He got off Scott free!


He was caught at the scene of the crime trying to flush all evidence of Scott.

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He denied all involvement, but it was clear that he was on something at the time.

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Scott was everywhere, tousled around carelessly like freshly curled hair

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I’ve never seen anything like this before. Clearly there was no remorse.

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But…..We took him to trial…The glove didn’t fit, so we had to acquit.

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(Scott tissue will be in our prays.)

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Sammy the Elf pays Justice a visit.


What is that? Who is here? What do I see?

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It’s a strange little boy looking back at me.

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Are those pants? Are those legs? Is it a suit?

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How do you potty? How do you toot?

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You frighten me with your strange lack of parts.

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I can’t trust a dude who doesn’t fart.

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Sammy: I’ve been thrown and I can’t get up.

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I’m not leaving this tree. That kid’s too rough.

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Always use your head. Okay…Maybe not always.


BE AWARE:

Just like most kids my age and most dudes of any age, I sometimes put my head in places I probably shouldn’t.

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“Okay. Mommy? Daddy? I told people I did this to myself. Can you please take this kid cone off of my head now? I promise to be good.”

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Working Man Wednesday (PreK Day 7)


The day started off in the usual way.

I was working on my going to school strut.

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I’ve got a spring in my step and a groove in my move.

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Here’s my cubby at school. Don’t be jealous!

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THEN the work began.

My mommy picked me up at school and caught me in the kitchen working.

They called it occupational therapy. Then someone whispered something about collating papers tomorrow and calling it physical therapy.

Do I need to start a union?

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I guess mommy thought working was a good idea.

She said I had to hold these cushions up with my back until she was

done washing the covers.

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Now she’s making me go up the stairs to my room…..to take a nap.

“Hello lady, I need a little help here!”

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Before I went to bed, I had to work on my farm magnets.

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Then…….I had to work on covering up my dignity with my flashlight.

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I’ve got a diaper on now, so it’s all good.

No napping until I do my “monsters in the closet” checking job.

I think my flashlight is dying.

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Oh well. I guess I have to work for batteries now.

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Brought A Girl Home: Preschool (Day 5)


The day started off with me styling for school and turned into a DATE!

A play date. 

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Okay. I didn’t really bring a girl home.

She’s my wife. (Did we go to Vegas? I think I got married!)

She came to visit. We don’t live together, but we go to school together.

I think that’s plenty. You dudes know what I mean.

Here I am having flashbacks of her driving that bus again and taking my balls.

No respect!

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Not again! I was quick to get my ball back this time.

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I told her I had to go do important stuff.

She would have to stay home and take care of the animals.

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My important stuff was basketball. Shhhh! Don’t tell.

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Ready for the shot!

1 Ready for shot

It’s up!

2 it's up

It’s in.

3 it is in

UHOH……I can feel her eyes on me.

I think I’m busted.

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She was pretty mad. She threw the dog and left me.

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I did what most guys do when their girl leaves them.

I sat down with some snacks and watched TV.

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I hope she didn’t do anything crazy when she left.

Mom said to watch out for girls who wear animal prints.

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Collect call from where? Jail?

I’m pretty sure my mommy and daddy wouldn’t want me talking to someone in jail.

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