So……I have a friend, a friend that happens to be a girl. Her name is Jules and she’s a super-cute blonde. I heard blondes have more fun, so I thought we would have a great time hanging out on our play date. BUT……I noticed some changes in our relationship.
You know, I wasn’t born yesterday. I’m 2.5 years-old and I’ve heard some things. Like, I know my mommy and daddy are married and now I’m wondering: Am I married too?
You both act like you are an old married couple already! LOVE LOVE LOVE
Thank goodness my wife doesn’t live here.
Oh, my little friend, the honey moon is definitely over. Just remember, like every married dude knows, your Mommy will always rescue you.
You sound like you have some experience.
Don’t be married, no no. She is cute but wait, make it one of those .. well you know 48 hour Vegas weddings. Just say oops, I didn’t really mean it. Then later on you can say, oops I did it again.
Maybe I should just play with cards and money instead.
Can she cook? xxx
Do wives do that?
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