Milestones are big news for kids, but especially kids with a disability. I don’t know why? It’s not like we are bionic or science experiments, but how cool would being bionic be? Too cool!
Anyway……I just started walking, but I’m pretty good at it. I feed myself with some mess and I’m deciding if I want to start talking or not. Basically, I’m the mysterious, hot dude outside the lunch room wearing a leather jacket. I’ll do what I want, when I want. NO peer pressure for me.
But…..I do have some stuff I’m pretty proud of that I want to share with you. I’m only 28 months old and I’m not trying to make anyone jealous, so I am sorry if I do.
dance on my back, on a bed, while laughing
determine if I look fat in my clothes without anyone’s help
drink from a big cup that has flowers on it … I’m secure in my manhood.
flush the toilet … I don’t use it yet, but I’m light-years ahead of kids 2-20 times my age on the flushing part.
create mathematically and architecturally amazing stool forts
use a flashlight to irritate the dog and entertain myself
point the finger at the guiltyparty …The blame game is a true childhood milestone that some never outgrow.
put the toilet paper back after ripping it out … It’s called redemption.
do the sidewinder grin, which is quite challenging … It’s actually the first step in learning ventriloquism.
use Cheetos to become a Sabertooth tiger
show my guns off for the ladies … We all know that is the most impressive milestone of them all.
Just LOVE how cool you are, Justice….May I sit at YOUR lunch table….you rock buddy. and your mom…..COOLEST…PERSON…EVER!
Sure. Do you own a leather jacket?
I think my mom is too, but my siblings say it will change one day. I think it’s called “you’re cramping my style” milestone.
I hope your mom has reinforcements for when the girls start liking you more.
I think my siblings have that covered.
He’ll be surprised to find that some girls dig the cheeto fangs more than the guns.
God I miss college…
But you really do rock the feetie pajamas!
Snack fangs in college? I can’t wait to go to a grownup school one day.
Mr. Justice you are one kool dude! Not many could pull off that Brando pose as well as you do.
I’d say that I practice, but it’s not nice to lie.
That sidewinder grin combined with the guns, oh man mom is in trouble some day.
I know, right?!?
Thank you for the like.
Of course. Crap is just yucky poopie and I’ll for cutting it out.