I will tell you where they are. They are in my living room, dressed like lions and dancing in circles with girls dressed as fairy princess ballerina something or others.
They are scary and fierce, especially when they get on their laptops. They may be sending spam, chain letters or worse than that…….boring status updates on Facebook.
Sometimes, they take off their fur and hide among the regular folks.
“What? You’ve never seen the spoon on the nose trick? I’m not allowed to improvise?”
BE AWARE: DON’T FEED THE ANIMALS!
This is me…..today…..after church.
I went on stage with my class (2/3-year-olds) and we sang a song and held up signs. Okay….I didn’t hold up any of the signs and I didn’t sing the words, but I did do some other things.
What I did do:
I stood up on stage with my class. No one held me or my hand.
I didn’t get scared with everyone watching me.
I didn’t cry when the kid beside me started to wail.
I didn’t sing the words, but I moved my lips. I think that’s what most people do on stage.
In the end…..everyone cheered and clapped.
BE AWARE: I am a performer. BUT….You probably knew that.
So….I let my imagination run wild. What can this pen turn into for me?
I’m Merlin the Magician.
I’m Cheech or Chong. I’m not sure which one.
Groucho Marx, ladies and gentlemen.
I’m a snake charmer.
I’m singing to the world.
Okay dolls. It’s baby Richard Simmons. I FEEL LIKE DAAAAAAAAANCING!
COVER PHOTO OF BOY NEXT DOOR
TODDLER VERSION OF LINDSAY LOHAN
ANIMAL TRAINER (synchronized dancing)
ATTACK MODE,GROPER OR MAYBE PLAYING A BEAR.
I KNOW THE LADIES WANT ME