Say the “R-word” and see what happens.


I thought he was a nice kid

But then he went too far

He said an ugly word

It began with an “R”

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I looked him in the eye

I said: Do I look amused?

Take a closer look fool

This mess ain’t from food

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The last time, I remember

It happened oh so fast

The anger, flowing emotions

I went Mowgli on his ass

(mommy typed that word)

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Don’t believe me

I’m not holding gruel

I’d offer you some bites

If you’re a cannibal

DISCLAIMER: Okay. Maybe I am a little bit of a fibber, but this could happen, someday to someone. Don’t use the “R-word”! It’s not fun…for anyone. Oh….And it just makes you sound like a poopie head.

 

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I eat and drink too. Duh!


I’m really sick of this down syndrome crap where people think that everything I do is super cute and amazing. Well…..It actually is, but not because I have down syndrome. I’m just all that and a bag of Cheetos. For those uneducated folks: Let me enlighten you.

November Pictures Justice 004Yes. I can feed myself with utensils, but I also like to pick food up with my hands. Before you judge my mess: I’m two and it’s frickin’ pasta, which is the equivalent of your ribs or sloppy joes. And the hand thing? My significantly older brother still eats pancakes with his hands. It’s called bad table manners, not a disability trait. Well….I do have my suspicions about him.

November Pictures Justice 027Okay. Now this is amazing. I must admit, most adults can’t balance their cups upside down with no hands. This is due to my “destined for greatness” chromosome.

November Pictures Justice 031See me feeding the dog? Yes, I know the difference between feeding the floor and feeding my pet. Crazy right??!! You should see the floor beneath my siblings after they eat something. Yucky!

November Pictures Justice 036Look at what I did here. I took my own bib off after I was done eating. Oooooooooo……….Ahhhhhhhhhh

November Pictures Justice 045And for the finale: I will take my bib and use it as a mask. Why? Because I can, I’m two-years-old and I have an imagination.

Toothpaste anyone?


The mummy thing’s not working. Let’s see what’s up here.

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Hmmmm? This is a strange looking sippy cup.

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It looks safe enough.

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Minty! It feels great on my gums too.

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Oh….Hey mom. Just so you know. You suck as a babysitter.

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