But…..Some really cool old dude came to my school and brought footballs. He had us practice throwing, catching and kicking. I caught the ball a lot, but I was grumpy, so I spent a lot of time hugging all the lady workers.
I’m no fool. (Just a regular dude.)
But…..I was still pretty grumpy when I got home. I just wanted to get on my tractor and be alone. Mommy wouldn’t let me drive it in the rain or off the porch steps.
Seriously…..Instead of talking to the hand, my mom is making me talk to the boot. She had surgery yesterday. It must have made her very tired because she is laying around and sleeping a lot. OR…..She’s really lazy.
No pictures of me before school yesterday, but here I am trying to get my mommy to pay me some attention.
Daddy took me to school today. Here I am standing outside the joint.
I’m double dog daring him to make me go inside.
Okay….I’ll go, but first I’m pulling out the dance moves.
Gotta do something before I walk through the doors.