Last Thursday (Day 35) we played football at school.

Here I am, getting ready to kick the hiney out of this ball.

What the whatnots?!!  Where’d that girl come from?

Why are girls always taking everything a guy has?

Little did she know…..I have two balls. I’ve still got this one.

Let’s try this again before she comes back.

FRIDAY IS A BLUR!

On Saturday: I taught my big brother synchronized dancing. He’s not that good.

Sunday was church.

I get to go in a room and play the whole time. I pulled the long straw with that agenda.

Check me out! I’m practicing good hygiene before we go.

When we got back I chased leaves.

I wasn’t successful, but it was fun.

This is me again, (Day 36) doing the hygiene thing.

I’m getting good, except I throw my toothbrush when I’m done.

In my defense, I’ve been playing football and it’s kinda like a touchdown using the “in your face” ball smack down.

After school, my wife came over.

I found out she’s going to be living with us for twelve hours each week. That’s seems like too much. Daddy told me that’s about as much time as most people see their wives. Sometimes more! How do dudes do it? 

I’m hiding from her now. I hope she doesn’t find me.

Oh…..She found me and someone gave her the wife manual on wrestling moves.

We’re going to bed now. Separate beds of course.

I don’t need my wife all up in my face when I’m trying to rest.

I’m not a piece of meat.