Okay…..Let’s see what’s going on with the internet today.
What? Mommy and her friends are trying to be cool making duck-lip selfies. Old people are crazy!
I can do better.
How you like them duck-lips?
I just laughed so hard I farted.
“Here’s a list of things you may not know about me.”…..What kind of status is that? If people wanna know things they ask. Someone’s trying too hard.
Oh snap! Miley Cyrus bleached her eyebrows.
HAHAHA….. I’m gonna pee myself. I never knew a daddy ripping up newspaper was so hilarious.That baby is going bonkers.
Oh no she didn’t!
Now how do I make that smiley face thing? I just don’t understand how people make all those crazy symbols. I’m so behind with technology.
What? There’s an event I wasn’t invited to?
I see the pictures! You can’t deny it happened.
And…Why won’t you ever like my Facebook status???
I so hacked my sister’s account. This is gonna be awesome.
I’m defriending you and you and you….well…I’m blocking you.
Hmmmmm. I might have to rethink my political allegiance.
She’s fixing THAT for dinner??!! YUCK!” I don’t believe for five seconds her kids liked it like she said. Maybe the doggie did.