I thought he was a nice kid
But then he went too far
He said an ugly word
It began with an “R”
I looked him in the eye
I said: Do I look amused?
Take a closer look fool
This mess ain’t from food
The last time, I remember
It happened oh so fast
The anger, flowing emotions
I went Mowgli on his ass
(mommy typed that word)
Don’t believe me
I’m not holding gruel
I’d offer you some bites
If you’re a cannibal
DISCLAIMER: Okay. Maybe I am a little bit of a fibber, but this could happen, someday to someone. Don’t use the “R-word”! It’s not fun…for anyone. Oh….And it just makes you sound like a poopie head.
Yeah, yeah, yeah…..In the beginning I heard a lot of nonsense about my parents being saints and how wonderful my siblings were to me. Blah, blah, blah I say (…or would say).
Let me tell you something people. I’m the saint. I’m the best thing that every happened to those poor souls. My family is crazy, loud and all kinds of….did I say crazy?
Before I was even born, I was stressed out by the nonsense I heard.
Proof:” I can’t believe I’m going to have to deal with this. Can I stay in here a little longer? Like forever?”
This one here. I can’t understand half the things that come out of his mouth.
I’ve learned to pretend to be asleep when I’m around him.
Brother #2 cant read a story with enthusiasm to save his life.
I’m constantly reminding him to stay in character. How infuriating!!!
And this girl……Well she is a real problem.
Every time my “real” mom turns around, she steps in to be Mommy at Large.
Her hugs are lethal. Do my cries for help fall on deaf ears?
NOW…….This is what happens when your siblings find out you’re talking trash (truth) about them.
Mom and Dad just say: “Kids will be kids.”