To wipe or not to wipe? That is the question.


Justice and Wipes 001

Hey mommy! You know,

in a way, these are really MY wipes.

Justice and Wipes 002

Backtalk? You mean backend talk?

(Okay. Clearly, no sense of humor.  So now what?)

Justice and Wipes 004

I’m cleaning up mommy.

Justice and Wipes 005

(Ridiculous! She spends money on this other stuff.

She can’t buy me my own wipes?!!)

Justice and Wipes 009

There’s the last one. Safe and sound mommy.

Justice and Wipes 011

Look! I even shut the lid for you.

Justice and Wipes 007

(Now  I’m taking these with me, going in circles,

and confusing her with where I am. I’m not done with these yet.)

Justice Flagging Wipes 002

LOOK AT ME AT THE RACES! ARE YOU CARS READY!

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ON YOUR MARK! GET SET!

Justice Flagging Wipes 004

GO!!!!!!

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(I better put these back quick.)

Justice Flagging Wipes 005

(I get the feeling she’ll be needing these soon.)

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Drinking and Driving: Uncool For All Ages


Let’s see what’s happening on Facebook tonight.

It shouldn’t be hard to find a cool place to go since everyone posts

their location so burglars can rob them while they’re out.

Okay…..So my drink should fit right here.

As long as it’s in the Sippy cup, I’m good.

What the hellicoptor!

Where did those other cars come from?

I better call for help or something.

I wonder if my daddy is up?

 24-hour tow my hiney!

I didn’t know I had to wait 24 hours.

I’m outta here.

Wait….This doesn’t seem right.

 I’ll just “drunk milk dialedl” my ex for the 50th time.

You’re locking me up for this.

It was skim milk! I have poor balance! Have you met my family??