Potty Training: Day 3 (AKA: We’ll see about that!)


“Hey mommy!  I’m smiling at you in a super

cute way and I signed please.”

Potty1

“Can I have some Fritos?” (…still smiling…)

Potty2

“What? I have to go potty first? I mean

toilet. I forgot we were being super fancy

pantsy with more grown up with words.”

Potty3

“When this timer thingy goes off, I’m

staying put. You’ll see.”

Potty4

“Timer thingy just went dingy. Uhhh. I

wonder if mommy remembers.”

Potty5

“Uh oh! Now my talking thingy is saying

Toilet, Toilet. Mommy heard that. I’m not

seeing a way out of this.”

Potty6

“At least I get my iPad. Hey mommy.

How about some me time? Back away from

the toilet.”

Potty7

“Okay. A little bit further.”

Potty8

“That’s better.”

Potty9

“Okay. So what if I went through a few

hundred underpants today. Girls aren’t the

only ones who get to change over and over again.”

Potty10

 

 

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Breaking News: He got off Scott free!


He was caught at the scene of the crime trying to flush all evidence of Scott.

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He denied all involvement, but it was clear that he was on something at the time.

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Scott was everywhere, tousled around carelessly like freshly curled hair

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I’ve never seen anything like this before. Clearly there was no remorse.

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But…..We took him to trial…The glove didn’t fit, so we had to acquit.

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(Scott tissue will be in our prays.)

Toothpaste anyone?


The mummy thing’s not working. Let’s see what’s up here.

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Hmmmm? This is a strange looking sippy cup.

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It looks safe enough.

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Minty! It feels great on my gums too.

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Oh….Hey mom. Just so you know. You suck as a babysitter.

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