It seems like my School Days (25 – 30) have been a big blur for my mommy. It’s no fun to have a mommy who is fuzzy headed. I don’t mean like one of those Chia pets either. That would actually be fun because I could cut her hair and it would grow back. I could play with scissors and not be in trouble.
Oh well…..I’ve been taking up dancing since my mommy has been out of it. Daddy has been off of work to help mommy. Someone has to bring home the bacon. That’s funny because my daddy is a pig. I don’t get it, but that’s what people say.
Here is my routine. Cue the music.
A little side glance and a pause in action for dramatic flair.
Okay…..That’s it. We don’t have a license for anything else.
Daddy decided I needed an education first. Headed to school this morning after a late night of dancing. I have to have my energy drink.
I guess Daddy needed my energy drink too. See ya suckers!
Seriously…..Instead of talking to the hand, my mom is making me talk to the boot. She had surgery yesterday. It must have made her very tired because she is laying around and sleeping a lot. OR…..She’s really lazy.
No pictures of me before school yesterday, but here I am trying to get my mommy to pay me some attention.
Daddy took me to school today. Here I am standing outside the joint.
I’m double dog daring him to make me go inside.
Okay….I’ll go, but first I’m pulling out the dance moves.
Gotta do something before I walk through the doors.