I got the ball.
It’s mine.
I’m going for the pass.
And it’s up.
Another sweet catch.
Touchdown!
The big game made me tired.
It’s hard being an athletic superstar.
But when you are…..
You can afford to buy big game, like elephants
…..and take naps with them.
Siegfried and Roy? Whatever!
A Dose of Justice (...courtesy of my crazy mom) 
Hold out for the big bucks on you endorsements!
(And see if your agent can get you and elephant a guest spot on Babar.)
How about the movie Babar using my elephant? Even better, right??
Sweet touchdown. I’d say you have a bright future as a superstar.
Even a dim one seems to pay.