After missing time for being sick……I had to go back to school today. We had pancakes for lunch so that was pretty cool. What was even cooler…..my mommy and daddy brought me and my wife to the park.

Here I am swinging with the ball and chain. We were having a good time….at first. Then she started talking about wanting new clothes and why don’t I have a job.

I was sinking deeper and deeper into darkness. I just wanted to throw a toy at myself….over and over.

For a little bit…I thought about jumping from the swing….just to make it all stop.

Then I remembered I was a dude. And dudes don’t drop out of swings just because girls are hassling them. Dudes act crazy and find excitement.

I can’t drive…..so I decided to go fast on the slide instead.

Look at me! No hands.

Oh poopy! No one is here to catch me!

I can’t go rock climbing, but this looks easy.

Hmmm…..Not too bad.

Should my foot be on this bar or the one under it?

Shitake mushroom! Mommy! Daddy! I need a little help here.

LESSON OF THE DAY:

Be the dude that you are and don’t swing with your wife. It’s not as much fun as it might seem.