I seriously didn’t wanna get out of bed today.
And I sure didn’t wanna go anywhere.
Mommy and Daddy made me go to school.
But…..Some really cool old dude came to my school and brought footballs. He had us practice throwing, catching and kicking. I caught the ball a lot, but I was grumpy, so I spent a lot of time hugging all the lady workers.
I’m no fool. (Just a regular dude.)
But…..I was still pretty grumpy when I got home. I just wanted to get on my tractor and be alone. Mommy wouldn’t let me drive it in the rain or off the porch steps.
Guys do dangerous stuff! I have guy urges.
I let her know what I thought of her decision.