No post yesterday. I forgot.
Hey….Poop happens. I can’t remember everything.
I love elephants and they clearly love apple stuff like me, but I am not a memory magician. Okay. It was really my mommy’s fault, but I have to protect her. You know….because she’s my mommy.
So….Besides making you aware of me not being an elephant. Here’s something else you might not know. I don’t always wake up amazing looking or feeling. I know…I know….it’s hard to believe.
BUT……Just like a regular dude:
I sometimes need a little time to get myself together.
And…..Just like a regular dude, I sometimes put my hands places they don’t need to be, especially when others are in the room, watching and worse….taking pictures.
Despite the……
A Dose of Justice (...courtesy of my crazy mom) 
I am in suspense…despite the what?
Silly mommy. That is just a typo and proof that she is a very tired mommy. Thanks to you, she went back and adding some dotty thingies to make it seem intentional and mysterious.
Of course you wake up amazing looking, you are Justice the Fabulous. Do not let anyone tell you otherwise.
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I was trying not to brag.