BE AWARE:
Just like most kids my age and most dudes of any age, I sometimes put my head in places I probably shouldn’t.
“Okay. Mommy? Daddy? I told people I did this to myself. Can you please take this kid cone off of my head now? I promise to be good.”
A Dose of Justice (...courtesy of my crazy mom) 
When you get older, you can use these pictures at Mommy and Daddy’s commitment hearing!
You give the bestest advice.