Getting ready for the day.

Nothing beats a good koozie to keep your juice nice and chill.

That looks about right.

I don’t need any unnecessary interruptions or lawsuits.

OMG! What the hoobastank!

I leave for five seconds and some doo doo head tries to brick up my beverage.

I won’t stand for this.

I’m calling the home office.

Someone is going down for this incompetence.

Can you hear the pain and suffering my drink went through?

Can you?

The therapy for exacerbating the claustrophobia alone….. will bankrupt you.

Now you hold on one doggone minute.

I DO NOT HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM!!!

Do you hear that?

I’m drinking just fine. No problems at all.

(burp)

Wow! That was a good one. I’m ready for another.

Hey. What’s this?

I’ve seen models use these with powdered sugar on glass.

Ain’t nobody got time for that.

Now that right there hits the spot.

Did you get all that Mr. Home Office.

I’m fired?

Well. You can kiss my hiney.

Actually (hiccup), I’m using it now to keep balance.

You’re just gonna have to wait in line (hiccup) for kissing.

Too much fighting. I need another drink.

Not feeling good.

Can someone get me down?

Mommy? Daddy? I need a mouth diaper.