DAY: 10
Seriously…..Instead of talking to the hand, my mom is making me talk to the boot. She had surgery yesterday. It must have made her very tired because she is laying around and sleeping a lot. OR…..She’s really lazy.
No pictures of me before school yesterday, but here I am trying to get my mommy to pay me some attention.
DAY: 11
Daddy took me to school today. Here I am standing outside the joint.
I’m double dog daring him to make me go inside.
Okay….I’ll go, but first I’m pulling out the dance moves.
Gotta do something before I walk through the doors.
A Dose of Justice (...courtesy of my crazy mom) 
Those are some awesome dance moves, Justin.
Your poor Mom! I think you are going to have to be especially good for awhile. It might be hard but she takes really good care of you when you don’t feel good so it looks like it is payback time. Give her my best please.
Okay. Yeah. I know now how much she does. Eating garbage and staying up past my bedtime is getting old. I need my mommy back.
Excellent.