Listen…..I’m not going anywhere until I finish this final scene for the movie I’m making: “Die Hard: The Slow Way” (Sequel #6). At this point…Bruce Willis could just pick his teeth and I’m going to make money.
Okay….How is my hair?
Uh Oh! It’s those darn steps again.
Mommy! I told you I’m not ready yet.
Come on. You know you want to pick me up.
Just because you gave birth to me, doesn’t mean you’re done carrying me around.
Sounds like you’re learning valuable mommy-manipulation skills!
Mommy manipulation is at 90%. Daddy manipulation is at 100%….for me and mommy.
With all the money you will make on the movie you will be able to hire someone to pick you up and carry you down the stairs. Did I mention I am looking for work?
Send me your resumé.