How Batman ended up with Robin.

Dinosaurs seem really cool. I thought it would be great to have him as my partner in fighting crime, but………

it was really hard to get him into the Batmobile
he didn’t really listen to what I told him
he wasn’t handy when it came to grabbing people (little arms)
he kept eating the bad guys, which turned into a public affairs nightmare
he wanted his name to have top billing

Did we go to Vegas? I think I got married!

So……I have a friend, a friend that happens to be a girl. Her name is Jules and she’s a super-cute blonde. I heard blondes have more fun, so I thought we would have a great time hanging out on our play date. BUT……I noticed some changes in our relationship.

You know, I wasn’t born yesterday. I’m 2.5 years-old and I’ve heard some things. Like, I know my mommy and daddy are married and now I’m wondering: Am I married too?