The prop? A ridiculously large Christmas pen. Posted by A Dose of Justice 4 So….I let my imagination run wild. What can this pen turn into for me? I’m Merlin the Magician. I’m Cheech or Chong. I’m not sure which one. Groucho Marx, ladies and gentlemen. I’m a snake charmer. Toothpick Time. I’m singing to the world. Okay dolls. It’s baby Richard Simmons. I FEEL LIKE DAAAAAAAAANCING!